LMAO Phua Chu Kang “Education”


Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius
………
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ………..

Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ………………………… you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ……. ,’ Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!’
also ah!!!

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sometimes.. getting random is so fun~~~

lmao we made a firefly today!! that’s me.. im the model.. we made the wings and the antena..

and i have to wear it.. how stupid we are.. but.. we’re the best!!

both the best drawer and technition lmao..

oori choiko!!! huahuahua~~~

but.. lana poke my butt WTF.. kakakaka~

– JiN

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